I have created a more descriptive sense of a content rating system for those wondering what may be in store for them when they open a sample of a manifestation of my madnesses.
Here's what you can expect from each content level found on my work:
There. You're informed. Go back to having fun. I better not find any complaint letters in my inbox, so help me I'll tell the masses you were hoarding toilet paper and hand sanitizer during the plagues!
Here's what you can expect from each content level found on my work:
- Level 0 - Informative - Information presented in as neutral a manner as possible, possibly with some light bland humor. If you're bothered by anything in this you may want to stay away from toast, it'll be much too exciting for you.
- Level 1 - Calming - Relaxing and pleasant subjects, put this on after you sit down with your herbal tea.
- Level 2 - Playful - Silly, humorous, mainly innocent stuff, cartoon violence if any. It's "Saturday Morning" flavored.
- Level 3 - Sassy - Casual violence and swearing, this is where that crotchety old biddy from church gets her dusty panties in a wad.
- Level 4 - Sensual - (Explicit Adult Sexual Content) Put your headphones on, make sure no one can look over your shoulder, and get a cloth to wipe the steam off your screen...then grab another for yourself.
- Level 5 - Dark - (Explicit Adult Disturbing Content) I'm not apologizing for anything in here. You chose to look, so take responsibility. This is where I open the locked door in the dark side of my heart to vent the seething molten emotion that's churning within.
There. You're informed. Go back to having fun. I better not find any complaint letters in my inbox, so help me I'll tell the masses you were hoarding toilet paper and hand sanitizer during the plagues!
